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Safecracking

Safecracking seems easy sometimes. I can\’t help thinking about it when I start to open a pull-top can; and the pull-ring breaks off before I\’ve even started pulling the top away from the can. It happed to me recently as I was preparing a meal. What to do? I was hungry! First, I tried using the can opener. It didn\’t very work well. A few sections of the can\’s lid did get opened, but it wasn\’t enough. I tried wiggling the handles of various utensils through those openings, using them as levers to pry up the lid. Still not much luck. I finally had to go to my tool box and fetch the pliers. Even with the pliers I wasn\’t able to completely separate the lid from the can. The Jaws of Life would have come in handy, or at least a crowbar. And all that work just to get some black beans to eat! No wonder safecracking seems so easy. Is that why the Pirates of Penzance considered switching to \”burglaree\”?

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Listen!

Listen! How often we\’ve heard that command! From our parents, when we were children; and from our schoolteachers. We also need to do it while cycling. Be alert to your surroundings. If you must use a busy street, don\’t daydream; and don\’t use a headset or earbuds. If your ride is more rural, it will be more fun if you can hear the birds singing. Listen to your body, too, they say. I think mine has been trying to tell me something, but I\’m not sure what. The carb-watching doesn\’t seem to be going quite right. I don\’t think I\’m eating quite enough, which could explain why I\’m so tired lately. The nutritionist said something about focusing more on eating complex carbs, and worrying less about how many grams of carbs I\’m getting. I like that idea. For supper last Friday I ate fat-free refried pinto beans with avocado; and it seemed the most satisfying thing I had eaten in days. I think my body is saying, Feed Me! During the last two weeks, I often fall back asleep after my alarm clock goes off. The result is a much shortened ride, or no ride at all. This happens even when I\’ve gone to bed before 10 pm the previous night! My body seems to be saying, Get More Sleep. That\’s much easier said than done. There are many other signals that our body sends. Among them are warnings that we\’re pushing too hard a gear, thus possibly risking knee injury; and the dreaded, vapory feeling that means Feed Me NOW, I\’m Bonking! There are times, no doubt, when we wish our bodies would shut up for a while. But we have to pay attention, or we might pay a high price.

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Granny!

Granny! If “granny” rides a bicycle, there’s a gear just for her! Granny, to be honest, sounds to me first and foremost like a cartoon character. I couldn’t help thinking of her this morning while I was out doing my weekly long ride. I had a strong headwind on the way back home, and had to keep shifting down into my “granny gear“. The wind was blowing at 15 mph, with gusts up to 23 mph. My overall pace was that of a snail; but I was trying not to worry about that. I concentrated on my spin instead. It took me over four hours’ roll time to complete 40.5 miles. I hope wind conditions are more favorable on November 23! I’ll be putting in 62 miles that day. It’s lucky, after all, that TdC as a group ride was sidelined by the COVID-19 pandemic. My pace won’t be nearly as big a concern. Right now I could use a grandma to cook for me. After a long ride I often don’t feel like cooking; and even less do I feel like cleaning up the kitchen afterwards! But what else can I do? I have to eat. After all, I burned 1201 calories during today’s ride. My pre-ride, ride, and post-ride food intake totaled 1474 calories. That left me with quite an empty tank! For lunch I had steamed cauliflower over buckwheat, with cheddar cheese and chopped scallion on top. I must remember that; it was pretty good. There’s half a large green avocado in the fridge: guacamole for supper. Incidentally, I wonder whether my grandmother ever used avocados!   This blog/page may contain affiliate links. “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.” ABOUT ME I began this website primarily as a way to present the story of how I accomplished a century ride on an adult tricycle. Other riders of adult trikes might want to know whether it’s possible. It sure is! You can read all about it in My Story. I live in New Orleans; and  retired in January 2023. More time for cycling! Website designed by Cecile Levert © This website is the property of its author. DISCLAIMER I am not a cycling coach; nor a health professional. This site is based on my own experiences, opinions, etc. If you need help, please consult the appropriate professional.   FRESH FROM MY JOURNAL ✍? Time Warp? February 14, 2025 Check Your Pockets February 13, 2025 Under-Trained February 12, 2025 Muscle Forgetfulness February 11, 2025 Load More TRANSLATOR

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Worth a Thousand Words

A picture is worth a thousand words, they say. The above image depicts the outcome of today’s trip to the salvage store. I’m glad I took the trailer, because this was one of those times when I see a lot of things that I use often. My “Get It While I Can” instinct could run wild. I stocked up on canned goods: tuna, chicken, refried black beans, and so on. I had hoped to find hummus, which is the main reason I used the trailer. Taking home hummus means hauling along the cooler, and that thing is a space hog. I found the hummus, and got two boxes of it. For the salvage store it was pricy, but hey! It’s hummus! I hope Eta doesn’t decide to pay us a visit, and knock out the power like Zeta did. That outage forced me to discard the hummus supply I had. Today the grab bag bins were well stocked with beef jerky-type snacks. I got the “chew” candy bar to try, and cut it into 8 pieces. I’m carb-watching, after all! Getting that load home wasn’t easy. I had a headwind, and one of the hybrid’s fenders is dragging against the tire; I heard it all the way. It probably made the going harder than it would have been otherwise, and that full trailer seems to increase the fender drag! Unfortunately I don’t have a pic of the fender problem. If I did, I could post it because, you know, a picture is worth a thousand words.

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Hot or Cold?

Hot or Cold? Hot, or cold? Chocolate, that is! Cooling temperatures bring thoughts of hot chocolate, especially after a long, cold ride. Maybe I should say, lukewarm chocolate, though. I’m not the type who can gulp down scalding hot food or beverages. I don’t know how anybody can. And of course there’s cold chocolate! There are many examples. When I go for a long ride, and take along food, sometimes I opt for RXBar Chocolate Sea Salt. I like Kind bars; and now that the weather is cooler, maybe I can take them along on rides. During hot weather that chocolate coating gets terribly messy. One of my favorite GU flavors is Chocolate Outrage. For some truly cold chocolate, how about ice cream? Say, chocolate chip cookie dough? Mint chocolate chip? Or my favorite, Cherry Garcia®? It’s the ice-cream version of cherry cordial chocolates. But I’m trying to avoid ice cream now. Pre-diabetes has me working to curb the sweets.  Getting back to hot chocolate, I’ve found hot-chocolate tablets in the salvage store. If my taste buds are in the mood for the flavor, but not the temperature, I split up a tablet and munch on a piece. (Each tablet is four servings). So which shall it be: hot, or cold? Maybe chocoholics don’t even care — it’s chocolate, isn’t it?

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Venezuela

Venezuela   So, is the place bicycle-friendly? During the days of the COVID-19 pandemic, the country was facing chronic shortages of fuel; so the citizenry took more to bicycles out of sheer necessity. What about bicycle touring? Check out these possibilities. Among others there are flat, long, and downhill routes. But there’s a catch. It’s one thing that there are possibilities for cycle touring in the country; however, be sure to check out travel advisories before you dust off that passport. As of late September, 2023, things don’t look good. Health-care infrastructure is said to be poor in Venezuela. That alone is a good reason for me to hesitate about traveling there. But if I could go there, what would I see and do? A bicycle tour, of course; but I think it would be fantastic to visit Angel Falls. There are many other things to see and do as well, from zoos to beaches to (yes) shopping malls. I personally don’t care about the shopping malls; but when I visit other cities I enjoy going through the local zoos. It’s a good way to get to see some of the area’s native wildlife. Beaches? I’m ambivalent about the shores. Maybe beach-cruising on a fat-tire bicycle, early in the day? It sounds like fun to make the first tracks in the sand! This blog/page may contain affiliate links. “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.” ABOUT ME I began this website primarily as a way to present the story of how I accomplished a century ride on an adult tricycle. Other riders of adult trikes might want to know whether it’s possible. It sure is! You can read all about it in My Story. I live in New Orleans; and  retired in January 2023. More time for cycling! Website designed by Cecile Levert © This website is the property of its author. DISCLAIMER I am not a cycling coach; nor a health professional. This site is based on my own experiences, opinions, etc. If you need help, please consult the appropriate professional.   FRESH FROM MY JOURNAL Holding My Breath Again! January 8, 2024 Bolivia January 7, 2024 Beating the Weather January 7, 2024 Real Saturday January 6, 2024 Load More TRANSLATOR

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Weight Loss Gains

Weight loss woes are counterbalanced by weight loss gains. One that I didn\’t expect is that it\’s now easier for me to hold a prone plank position. Last night I did a few for the first time in weeks, and I was surprised at how much easier \”planking\” seems now. Maybe that\’s because I don\’t have as much of a gut for my arms to support! I need to continue working at those off-bike resistance exercises for the upper body and core. But after this week, no lower-body off bike work; and no more force intervals until Tour de Cure is over. Yesterday, unfortunately, I missed my ride.? I overslept again! I planned to ride after I got home from work, but by that time I was exhausted. On top of that, the kitchen counter and sink were full of dishes to be washed; I had to clean up two pounds of carrots; and I had to prep today\’s lunch. This morning I had to be content with a shorter ride than usual. Again, it was hard to wake up and get going. That\’s all too often the case when the weather gets cool. But at least I got out there and rode! There wasn\’t much wind, and it was a bit warmer than yesterday. Conditions tomorrow are forecast to be similar. So far it doesn\’t look like we\’ll be affected by Eta, knock on wood. It looks like the weekend will be OK, too, so I can go for that long ride. Weight loss gains come into play here, too: I now have some 20 pounds less to carry around on the bike!

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Just Don’t Chew Gum

Just Don’t Chew Gum This blog/page may contain affiliate links. “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.” Singapore has its share of cycling routes. Hop aboard a bike — perhaps a Tommaso Sentiero — and take  off!  Changi Bay Park sounds nice, with beautiful views of the water. I suppose it can get quite windy, though. The Mandai Loop, with its easy climbs, is a good choice for beginning MTB riders. Or try a coast-to-coast ride. Start at Jurong Lake Gardens, and head for Coney Island. Roll through nature reserves and parks. The Kranji Marshes Loop is one for wildlife lovers. This is home to numerous species of dragonflies, birds, and butterflies. Singapore isn’t only about bicycle touring; this small nation offers numerous types of tours. The climate is warm year-round, and rain is possible at any time. Take along a poncho! Try the local food. Seafood is big here, and I wonder what stingray tastes like. Sometimes I think it’s a pity that I’m not a big fan of crabs, shrimp, and so on.   Singapore is also very clean. I would find that a welcome change from my home city, where I see litter; cigarette butts; etc. everywhere I look! Honestly, it’s downright depressing. Whether it’s a cycling; walking; or bus tour, enjoy your time in Singapore — but remember, just don’t chew gum! ABOUT ME I began this website primarily as a way to present the story of how I accomplished a century ride on an adult tricycle. Other riders of adult trikes might want to know whether it’s possible. It sure is! You can read all about it in My Story. I live in New Orleans; and  retired in January 2023. More time for cycling! Website designed by Cecile Levert © This website is the property of its author. DISCLAIMER I am not a cycling coach; nor a health professional. This site is based on my own experiences, opinions, etc. If you need help, please consult the appropriate professional.   FRESH FROM MY JOURNAL Joyeux Noël! December 21, 2023 Fröhliche Weihnachten! December 20, 2023 Christmas Past December 20, 2023 Relearning December 19, 2023 Load More TRANSLATOR

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Cambodia

Cambodia This blog/page may contain affiliate links. “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”   Here’s one belief that I never would have guessed: the local people believe that using a headlight during the day attracts ghosts. That’s a sticky one for me. Ive used lights any time I ride for years, especially if I have to be anywhere around traffic. It’s hard enough to see a car during the day it if doesn’t have lights on; and I’m sure a bicycle sans illumination is  much harder to see, even at high noon. Now that we know that using headlights in daylight is taboo, when on a bicycle tour in Cambodia, what about dress? Modesty is expected, particularly for women. Would the ladies in a bicycle tour group be excused for wearing skin-tight Lycra® shorts? At least, while actually on the bike? Be sure to bring along something that you can don quickly and easily, so you can cover up in case your group decides to visit a temple. Other taboos: never touch another person’s head; do not point using only the forefinger; and don’t even think of saying or doing anything disrespectful towards the Buddha. What kind of weather can we expect? Cambodia’s climate is tropical; and during the hottest part of the year, the temperature can rise to 104 degrees Fahrenheit. That sounds like the afternoon heat index here during the hottest part of the year. Keep both sunblock and poncho on hand! ABOUT ME I began this website primarily as a way to present the story of how I accomplished a century ride on an adult tricycle. Other riders of adult trikes might want to know whether it’s possible. It sure is! You can read all about it in My Story. I live in New Orleans; and  retired in January 2023. More time for cycling! Website designed by Cecile Levert © This website is the property of its author. DISCLAIMER I am not a cycling coach; nor a health professional. This site is based on my own experiences, opinions, etc. If you need help, please consult the appropriate professional.   FRESH FROM MY JOURNAL Holiday Food December 16, 2023 Glad I’m Home December 15, 2023 Getting Wild December 14, 2023 Sooner or Later December 13, 2023 Load More TRANSLATOR

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Weight Loss Woes

Weight loss woes? Whoa there! What\’s not to like about having shed some excess pounds? There are, in fact, some drawbacks. The biggest one for me is that my cycling clothes now don\’t fit quite right. Of course I\’m delighted that I can now get into my cycling shorts without a struggle. But this also means that those silicone bands around the shorts\’ legs no longer fit right. When I was heavier, they got overly stretched; and now they creep up my legs as I pedal. When the weather was still warm, that wasn\’t a big deal. Now that some days are cool enough for leg warmers, it drives me crazy. Not only do the shorts crawl up; the leg warmers, too, got over-stretched when I weighed more; and they slide downwards. On top of that, the silicone bands on the shorts don\’t seem to grip the leg warmers well. Even when I\’m only riding to and from the store, I have to make frequent stops to pull those shorts\’ legs back down! At present I don\’t want to buy new clothes. My finances are just starting to recover from the oral surgery. The pandemic has resulted in my doing extra spending (\”just in case\”); and it soon will be time for holiday gift-shopping. Maybe a suspender belt would do the trick? I know this much: I\’m not planning to solve my weight loss woes by deliberately gaining back those pounds!

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